Jess and Dylan, as usual, were conversing about totally inappropriate things on our way to school. Today's topic...Does Miss Whitney still talk to the last guy she dated?
"Does he ever try to talk to you?" Jess asked.
"Once in a while..."
"Well, do you talk to him?" Dylan pipes in.
"No."
"Why?" They ask in unison.
"Well...(and I choosing my words carefully...) because I don't have any reason to."
"No, because he was a stupid idiot," Jess says, "...and a weenie."
"Or that." I concur.
"I TOLD you that. But you didn't listen to me. You were all like, 'Oh he is so great...'. You should have listened to me." This- from an 8 year old.
"JESS! You shouldn't make fun of Miss Whitney!" Dylan cried in my defense.
"Dylan, it's for her own good."
"OOOKKKK...so, how about Stewart?" I ask, curious now.
"He's good." Dylan says.
"Yeah, he's good....FOR NOW. I have to meet him first to make sure I approve." Jess responds, then thinking about it adds, "What are his favorite tv characters?"
"Well, I think he likes the Simpsons."
"Ok," she answers, "then I approve."
I will be able to sleep better tonight, knowing that the kids approve, haha. Especially since this approval is apparently based upon the Simpsons...
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