Anyone want all my stuff? I'd rather give it away than move it.

So, in case you are ever on Jeopardy, here are two answers you should keep in mind:

The absolute biggest pain in the ass in the world.

What is moving?

and #2

Nothing. (Because then they don't have to move it.)

What do the smartest people in the world have?

Clearly, I am stressed with moving. It sucks. But, it's getting done and I know the end result it going to be beyond worth the momentary trouble.