My ex-let's call him ex-friend-with-benefits, is apparently getting bored with his girlfriend du jour. I know this because suddenly he's once again taken up calling me on skype at odd hours requesting me to turn on my webcam or watch his...and my ignoring said requests has obviously not given him the hint.
This morning I get "5 min".
To which I respond, "?"
And he tells me I have 5 minutes to get in the shower...he'll wait.
Really? Thanks for that. Thanks for the opportunity to help you cheat on your girlfriend that gushes about how amazing you are on her facebook statuses (I know this, because yes, I have checked her out...I'm a girl, what do you want from me?)
To further prove just what a careless jerk he is, I tell him I'm busy...I've finally started a blog and I'm messing around with it.
Part of me wants him to ask for the link, so he can see just how much more I had to offer than what he was interested in...but I knew he wouldn't lol.
He said "awesome...I'm done waiting, I'll be back"
Please don't hurry on my account...ditching you and your shenanigans 8 months ago was the best move I ever made ;)
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