Well, humbug still.
I have never felt so anti-social in all my life. I don't want to be around anyone. I don't want to talk to anyone. I don't want to deal with anyone or anything. This is bad, because of course, this is the time of year when you have to deal with everyone and everything 100% more than usual, lol.
My boss texted me no less than 100 times yesterday. I'm not even kidding. I spent the day doing her Christmas shopping, and every single time I thought I was finished I'd get another text that would say something like:
"And I also need 10 $5 gifts...lotions, candles? Any ideas?"
Here's an idea: go to the fucking mall yourself.
But instead, I would head back into another store and buy more shit that I was going to have to wrap and hide. I bought stocking stuffers for the whole family, which are right now divided into 5 bags and ready to be stuffed. I bought pajamas and a coffee maker for her husband. I bought a karaoke machine, a drum set, and 100 other gifts for the kids...all of which I picked out. The best of these is the Snoopy Sno-Cone Maker, which I got solely because I want to play with it. Anyone looking for a gift idea for me? I'd like my own damn Snoopy Sno-Cone Maker.
Today, I am looking for a ukelele and a canoe for the lake by their house. I HOPE that if I find this canoe she realizes that I am NEVER going to be riding in it. I'm sorry, but a blow up canoe in a lake that may or may not house alligators is not my idea of smart or fun.
I also have a paper due tomorrow, which is a research paper, which is like 40% of the grade for this class...which I have neither researched or written as yet. And...I don't really care. I will most likely stay up later tonight after my late night at work and begin it.
I actually SHOULD be doing that right now...but instead, I have been window shopping online and finding things I'd like to get people for Christmas and things I would like to get for Christmas that I won't ask anyone for anyways.
This holiday should be an amazing one. Instead, I feel like I am perched on the edge of a plank over shark infested waters, balancing on my tip toes.
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