Dear Santa,
Although I have been on holiday strike, due to recent events I have decided to reinstate Christmas. I even wore a t-shirt that resembled a Santa suit today. Ho Ho Ho...it's on. I realize it's late in the season to be passing along my list to you, but I'm telling you Santa, I have been good this year. I have put up with some bullshit, and then some more bullshit, and then a little more bullshit still. And while my boyfriend said it best...that he didn't need anything because he already had everything he wanted...there are a *few* little things I desire. I won't even put the Bumblebee Camaro on this list, because I know that would take up a fat lot of room on your sleigh, but here are, in no particular order, the top 7 things I want for Christmas that I won't tell anyone I want...except you.
#1- an Ipad 2. Yes, I already have an Ipad. Yes, it works just fine. No, it does not have a camera. And I am convinced that this camera feature will change my life. At least, until the Ipad 3 comes out, which it will, probably on December 26th. But in the meantime...
#2- a laptop. And no, I don't need an amazing laptop. And technically the one I have still works...about as well as a 1982 cell phone works in 2011. I don't need a $3000 one, just one built in this century.
#3- a new pair of Uggs. The same length as the ones I have now, but in that darker brown color, or black. Size 7. Because I love them. Because they are SO comfy. Because even though it is 80 degrees here right now, I still rock them every day.
#4- the heart lock or double heart tag Tiffany necklace. They are only $125, which in terms of Tiffany's prices is practically free. And although I generally have little to no use for jewelry, I adore the Tiffany key necklace I have and want another one.
#5-This doll: http://store.americangirl.com/agshop/html/set/id/1636 Because I need her. On Christmas morning. And BGF, if you are reading this, please don't call me with a lecture on needs vs. wants. I know the difference, and I know when I need a new doll. This one.
#6- The Smufs movie. Yes, the movie sucked. It sucked so bad it was probably the worst movie I saw in the last year. The best part of seeing it in the theater was taking Dylan to the bathroom. And yes, I want to see it again. And again after that. I don't know why. But I do...so that's #6.
#7- a one way ticket to El Paso...which I may trade #'s 1-6 for. I would also be willing to change #4 to a different piece of jewelry, but that isn't necessarily for you to worry about...although if you feel like putting in a good word St. Nick, I am sure as hell not going to argue.
So, there you have it. I will even leave you cookies and milk.
Love,
Whitney
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